three little words

Where is your cell phone? it is charging
Your boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife? he is sleeping
Your hair? cut last week
Where is your father? a peaceful state
Cheesecake? more now, please
Your dream last night? forgotten upon awakening
Your favorite drink? coffee with cream
Your dream car? runs on air
The room you're in? big living room
George Bush? stupid idiot wanker
Nipple rings? Not for me
Who did you hang out with last night? Dogs and cat
What you're not good at? too many things
Your best friend? Me, myself, I.
Student loans? paid off, yay!
Where did you grow up? Suburban Atlanta Hell
The last thing you did? Tucked Dan in.
What are you wearing? Shirt, shorts, bracelet
Tattoo on the lower back? No tramp stamp
Ketchup? on my fries
Your computer? New hard drive!
Your life? Is pretty good
Your mood? cranky, buzzed, caffeinated
Missing? Many, so many
What are you thinking about right now? Plans for tomorrow
Your car? Big grey truck
Your summer? Beach, kitchen, daiquiris
Your relationship status? Boring Old People
Your favourite colour? Cornflower Blue Crayon
When is the last time you laughed? It wasn't today.
Last time you cried? I can't remember
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow? Work, surgery, friday
High school? Oh, never again.